Reasons:

1.  I haven’t watched a TV show in over a year.

2.  Downton Abbey is HIGHLY addictive.  I finish Season 2 tonight.

3.  “I’m a woman, Mary.  I can be as contrary as I choose.”

I’ll be back soon with a review of Leaving Las Vegas, where I’ll ask the question on everyone’s mind: “Why do I torture myself with terrible 90s movies?”